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Larry Laffer
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What happened to Larry? Last thing he remembers is that he and Patti had fallen madly in love with each other on Nontoonyt Island, that they had moved in together and that he had become a programmer for a software company. Now, all of a sudden, he finds himself working for Porn Prod Corp, producer of the show "America's Sexiest Home Videos". It seems as if Larry suffers from amnesia as a whole part of his life has been erased from his memory. But things could be worse. Mr. Silas Scruemall, CEO of PPC, has instructed Larry to find the three finalists for the show, three of the sexiest women in America, and secretly execute and film the auditions in their own habitat. Why Larry? Because if these women find anything attractive in our beloved middle-aged anti-hero loser, then they must be so over-sexed that they are perfect to host the show.
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Patti
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After having madly fallen in love with Larry and having moved in with him at the end of Larry 3, we find Patti once again playing piano in a sleazy club, the Piano Pit. When the manager fires her and refuses to pay her wage, she wants to get back at all those crooks running the music business. Her opportunity to do so suddenly appears - Inspector Desmond of the FBI finds Patti and invites her to participate in an undercover operation. Patti's mission: as the FBI knows organized crime is influencing the entertainment industry, Patti has to infiltrate des Revers Records and K-Rap Studios and gather enough evidence for the FBI to convict the guilty parties. If she succeeds, she may even play at a dinner in the White House.
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Mr. Bigg, a.k.a. Julius
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Mr. Bigg is the big boss of a recording industry business. However he is also involved with drugs, the porn industry and other criminal activities. He's well-connected to legislators of America and of course, loaded with money. One of his business specialties is to insert sublimal messages into music recordings to encourage people to use drugs and not wear contraceptives. However the porn business hasn't been doing very well lately, despite heavy investment in rap music. The widespread growth of cable and downfall of VCR made their sales plunge. Given the success of their rival, Porn Prod Corp, Mr. Bigg decides it is time to pay off "C.A.N.E." - Conservatives Against Nearly Everything" to set up a national campaign to clean up the airwaves.
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Silas Scruemall
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Silas Scruemall is the founder and CEO of Porn Prod Corp. When during a board meeting his lackeys announce they have found three finalists to serve as the hostess of America's Sexiest Home Videos, he disagrees on bringing them to the studio for their auditions, since they wouldn't be "au naturel". Instead, he wants the clumsiest and unattractive man in America to find them and perform the auditions without them being aware of it. Luckily that man works for PPC - Larry Laffer. He provides Larry with a tiny camera and some basic background on the three women and sends him off on his mission.
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Scooter
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Scooter is a boardmember at Porn Prod Corp and "yes man" of Mr. Scruemall. When Mr. Scruemall suggest to do a blind audition of the three finalists for America's Sexiest Home Videos, he (respectfully) asks how they will be able to film the auditions (for personal view purposes) and how they are going to find the loser who is dorky enough to perform these auditions. But when Larry shortly after spills a hot pot of coffee on the CEO's trousers, that question is easily answered...
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Biffie
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Biffie is a boardmember at Porn Prod Corp and another "yes man" of Mr. Scruemall. During a board meeting, he reports that the contest to find the sexiest woman in America to serve as the hostess of America's Sexiest Home Videos was a resounding success. Out of thousands of submissions, he and his colleagues have narrowed down the field to three finalists. Though he intended to have those three women flewn over to the studio for their auditions, but Mr. Scruemall has a better idea (so of course Biffie agrees).
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Andy
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Andy is the swarthy manager of the sleazy Piano Pit bar where Patti plays. Although he says he likes Patti, his boss, Julius, doesn't care much about small audiences. The crowd listens too much and drinks too little, so Andy fires Patti. He also doesn't pay for the week she has worked as Julius said her contract was never valid. Protest is useless as Patti would probably not find another job in the business if she would.
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Inspector Desmond
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Inspector Desmond of the FBI has been searching for an undercover agent to infiltrate certain entertainment businesses and find sufficient evidence that organized crime is involved with them in order to convict the guilty parties. Patti, who's musical carreer is the perfect cover as approached and she gladly agrees, given that she also is tired of the crooks in the music industry. Desmond provides Patti a couple of leads and sets up a music session at des Revers Records. He also follows Patti's every step through a tracking device. When Larry and Patti finally find each other, it is apparent that Desmond also has a bit of a crush on Patti as Larry's appearance displeases him.
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Comandante Twit
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Commander Twit is the head of the Office of Agent Field Equipment at the FBI's technical laboratory. He's in charge of the development of tools such as the infrared heat-seaking surface-to-air vibrator or high-yield space-age polymer, macrobiotic flatulence inducing powder. His best invention however, which will come to great use for Patti, is the hair-trgger double-barreled armor-piercing brassiere cannon or, in short, the "hooter shooter". He also helps Patti with the indoctrination paperwork.
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Dr. Phil Hopian
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Phil Hopian is the handsome staff physician and volunteer gyneacologist at the FBI's technical laboratory. He takes care of Patti's physical and fits her with a field locator device. He rather enjoys his job...
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Maitre Hard Disk Cafe
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The Maitre d' works at the Hard Disk Cafe. Unfortunately he doesn't have a table for a swinging guy like Larry. In fact, the only thing he says is "no". But persistent as Larry is, he finally gets his ticket as the Maitre d' can't bare to hear Larry's personal life story.
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Michelle Milken
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Michelle is one of the finalists and potential hostess of America's Sexiest Home Videos, which Larry needs to secretly interview. According to her resume, she is 28 years old, has black hair and brown eyes, measures 6'1" and weighs 131 pounds. Her occupation is selling junk bonds, she hangs around Wall Street and computer stores, likes anything covered in whipped cream and dislikes strong moral fiber. Larry finds her in the Herman Hollerith room in the Hard Disk Cafe. After a bit of chitchat, Larry joins her at her table where she gladly serves him (from underneath it). Since she's so fond of money, some financial gifts will yield extra points.
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Guardia
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The guard of the Shill building is sleeping behind his desk. When Patti talks to him, he wakes up and opens the elevator doors for her to head for des Rever Records. Tricky point: show him the Reverse Biaz data from the dataman display for extra points instead of simply talking to him.
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Reverse Biaz
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Reverse Biaz is an F.B.I. suspect of adding sublimal messages in popular music. He is a young recording engineer at des Rever Records in Baltimore. Inspector Desmond has set Patti up for a recording gig at des Rever Records where she meets Reverse. After a successful recording, Patti decides to bring out the champagne, make Reverse drunk and get some hard evidence.
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Cheri
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The beautiful young Cheri welcomes the visitors at Tramp Casino. If you can guess the number she has in her head, you may get lucky and earn 10 silver dollars to play in the casino.
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Gorila
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The bouncer stands at the entrance of the Tramp Casino ballroom. If you want to get in, you have to pay him in Silver Dollars. Entrance to the wet bikini contest costs $25. Participating in the mud wrestling event however costs a whopping $500, so start playing the slot machine to earn those Silver Dollars, Larry!
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Ivana Tramp
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Ivana Tramp has a skate rental shop at Tramp's Boardwalk and is locally known as "Wheels, the Blademaster". She has plummeted several social levels since her divorce from the Donald. When renting skates, she'll require a deposit though. Larry's videocam will do.
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Lana Luscious
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Lana is one of the finalists and potential hostess of America's Sexiest Home Videos, which Larry needs to secretly interview. According to her resume, she is 21 years old, has blond hair and blue eyes, measures 5'10" and weighs 123 pounds. Her occupation is professional mud wrestler and she's a former "Miss Wet T-Shirt of Atlantic City". She hangs around Tramp's Boardwalk, likes polyurethane and mud and dislikes high IQs. Larry finds her skating on Tramp's boardwalk and gets her attention by "accidentally" skating into her. After a little conversation, she invites Larry to participate in the mud wrestling contest in Tramp's Casino. Things however get a little bit... out of hand, when he does so.
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Portero
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The doorman at Tramp's Casino can call a limo for Larry after he succesfully wrestled Lana Luscious. Larry also generously gives him whichever Silver Dollars he has left.
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Alberta
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Alberta is the receptionist at Doc Pulliam's Dental Hygiene Heaven. After insisting to make an appointment and filling out an arm-long questionaire, she finally agrees to make an appointment... in nine month (since it's not an emergency). Luckily, with the help of a prank call and a doily, Larry manages to see Chi Chi Lambada right away.
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Chi Chi Lambada
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Chi Chi is one of the finalists and potential hostess of America's Sexiest Home Videos, which Larry needs to secretly interview. According to her resume, she is 24 years old, has raven hair and chestnut eyes, measures 5'8" and weighs 101 pounds. She's a dental hygienist and former gymnast. She hangs around in the gym or at the dental office, likes locker room odor and dental irrigators and dislikes burning rubber. After a quick dental check, Larry can't resist opening that single blouse button which looks ready to pop off. After a little chit chat, it turns out Chi Chi is living illegally in the United States. If Larry could somehow get his hands on a green card to enable her to become a citizen, she would probably "express her appreciation" and what better place to do so than in the gym to practice some special positions?
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Mr. Presidente
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Larry becomes a hero after "successfully" landing the airplane. Upon entering the airport where the media awaits him, he also receives a phonecall from the president himself, who personally invites him to a White House dinner (though he'll be too busy fishing to attend himself)! Afterall, the vice-president's mother was on that plane!
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